You want to know about me, hmm?
Well, that's too damn bad, because I don't feel like telling you anything!
What, are you still here? Ok, fine. Here's what I'll tell you about me:
My name's Mary
I'm about 5'4"
I can drive and see rated R movies
There, wasn't that great? I know, I know...what a waste of webspace, hmm? Well, I'm sure this will come in handy some day....yeah....of course....right.
I Don't Care About This, Take Me Home!